For Mac

Went to office depot the other day to buy some norton for my computer, on the box it said FOR MAC. I went home tried to load it and it wouldn't do anything. I called office deopt and told them I was bring it back because it was defected. Took it back and exchanged it for another one :) the same exact one.

Took it home loaded it and nothing. I was starting to think my cd drive was messed up and I started  imagining I heard a weird noise come from it that I never heard before. I called norton told them I had a program that was Mac for computer protection and he said to me do you have mac? I said Mac what is that I never heard of that. He said ma'am you need Mac to run this program.


Here's what I think. The man behind the counter should have said to me. Do you have Mac? Then I would've said what is that? He would've told me what that is we both would have figured out that was the wrong program for me he would've walked me to what I needed  my program would've worked and everything would be ok. But because my sales person didn't tell me what I needed I now have to do a  third trip to office depot that is thirty minutes away from my house

DAMN SALES PEOPLE!!!!

She Did It Again

My husband went out of town on Friday and wasn't going to back in time to get my daughter off the bus. He wrote a letter to her teacher letting her know she would be a bus rider. I told my daughter before she left that morning to make sure she was on the bus because there would be know one in parent pick. That was one reminder: Second reminder she had a note.

At the end of the day I walked to the bus stop to meet her. I see everybody get off the bus except my daughter and the bus drove off. I asked one of the kids if they saw my daughter and they told me they saw her in parent pick up. This was like the third time she did this. This time I really had know car to get her and I had know idea what to do. I was upset, I called my husband  to let him know what was going on even though he could do absolutely nothing.

I called my niece to ask for a ride to get her and I see her getting off of a bus at the end of the road. Not sure how she was able to get on this bus and not sure what the route of this bus really is. The only thing I was sure of was that she missed her bus. My husband told her next time she is a bus rider he was going to pin the note to her shirt and drop her off at school and have her wear it so she wouldn't forget. My daughter is in fourth grade there is know way I'm letting him stick a note to her shirt. He's Nuts....

I Had A Dream

I had one of the craziest dreams ever. My friend came over with her sister pounding on the front door screaming in a very frantic voice telling me that there was a bat in her house that came in through a window and she wanted me to go over to get rid of it.

As I was walking outside of the door to follow her I saw my husband a few feet away helping the neighbor fix his car. At first I told my kids to stay inside and not to come out but after felt bad and told them they could come out but to stay right in front of the door. As I am telling them this a group of boys walk up to them and start pounding my son in the face. I started screaming for my husband but he didn't come nor did he answer.

After they pounded on my son they went after my daughter. I told them both to run for there life inside the house into there bedrooms and lock the doors. I tried to wake up from this dream a few times but couldn't wake up. I felt some one standing over me opened my eyes and my daughter was in front of me. Not sure what that dream meant but it shook the crap out of me. 

THANK GOODNESS IT WAS ONLY A DREAM 

The Pet

My son have this thing with him that drives me nuts. Every time he passes by me,he rub the top of my head like I am some kinda pet. I told him to stop petting me because I am not a dog. If he pet me one more time

IT"S ON!

Not Kool

I dropped my two daughters off at church, then it was my sons turn. They go to different churches but right next door to each other. I started walking towards the church doors with my him and he said to me, where are you going? I said it's a little early so I'm going to walk with you to youth. He said mom no other kids parents are walking them, this is so embarrassing. I guess walking with me through the church wasn't kool because we ended up outside walking to class through the back of the church.He says to me mom I see kids go away. He pushed me into the bushes right outside the church doors. 

Cover Yo Mouth

We had to go out of town to pick up some furniture and decided to spend one night at my mother in laws house. She was excited that we were coming to visit because she don't see the kids much. I knew once we got there I was going to be bored so I started planning what I was going to do when I got there. When we arrived she said to me I have this movie that I have been wanted to see but I want to see it with you guys so after dinner we will watch it. (I was thinking yay can't wait yeah right!) I was really thinking there goes my plan right out the window. We sat down to eat dinner and she start talking guess what? Food started flying, flying right out of her mouth across the table. CAN I JUST SAY GROSS. Then she said I cooked alot of food so you guys can have seconds. Did she really expect us to still have an appetite.

Morning Breath

It's 8am went to bed at 4am woke up at 7:30 to my husband screaming from down stairs ROOMS TO GO IS HERE. It took me a second to realize what he said. I totally forgot they were coming. I told my son not to open the door. I jumped out of bed a fast as I could to get dressed. Poor guy was at the door for a few minutes before I opened. When I opened the door I backed as far away from him as I could because I didn't brush my teeth and my breath was FONKY. My husband left to take my daughter to school. I was hoping he came back really fast because I wanted to make as least contact with this guy as possible. It felt like forever for my husband to get back. As soon as I heard him open the door I ran upstairs to brush and never came back down.